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Shit Happens to Computers -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Computer Science: There's a bug somewhere in this shitttttttttttttttttttttttttt Database: Where is that shit? Compiler: I don't care if it's shit, as long as it has semicolons in the right places. UNIX: Shit dumped. VAX/VMS: No Privilege for attempted shit. IBM/DOS: It's shit, but it's compatible. Windows: The same shit as DOS, only GUIer. X/Motif: That's another client's shit. PDP-11: It USED to be good shit... Cray: If this code weren't such a piece of shit, they wouldn't NEED a supercomputer... Macintosh: ('nuff said) Pascal: Hey! That shit's the wrong type! C: It's shit, but it's efficient. C++: It's shit that's in a CLASS by itself. Assembler: 0x000000: 53 68 69 74 20 48 61 70 70 65 6E 73 21 Ada: It's a PACKAGE of shit, AND it's PRIVATE shit. Lisp: (defun Does_Shit_Happen(exp)(cond(t t))) Fortran: It's shit, but I don't know any better. Cobol: IT-IS-DEFINITELY-OLD-SHIT, BUT-IT'S-JOB-SECURITY. BASIC: It's shit. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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How is a ghost child taught to count to ten? One, BOO, three, four, five, six, seven, HATE, nine, FRIGHTEN!! Why shouldn't you make fun of overwieght people? Because it's not nice to make fun at other peoples expanse! What is black and yellow and goes zzub, zzub? A bee going backwards!! What do you call Eskimo cows? Eskimoos!!! What is purple and 5,000 miles long? The GRAPE Wall of China!! What food is good for the brain? Noode Soup!!! How do you avoid ticks on year pets? Don't let them wear a watch!! Always feel free to mail me more funny jokes. And don't forget to take the Soup Challenge! Above is a well hidden can of soup. If you can find it, you shall recieve the prestigeious "I found the Soup Award". Amaze your family and friends by showing them you aren't the moron they thought you were! | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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How is a ghost child taught to count to ten? One, BOO, three, four, five, six, seven, HATE, nine, FRIGHTEN!! | Why shouldn't you make fun of overwieght people? Because it's not nice to make fun at other peoples expanse! What is black and yellow and goes zzub, zzub? A bee going backwards!! What do you call Eskimo cows? Eskimoos!!! What is purple and 5,000 miles long? The GRAPE Wall of China!! What food is good for the brain? Noode Soup!!! How do you avoid ticks on year pets? Don't let them wear a watch!! Always feel free to mail me more funny jokes. And don't forget to take the Soup Challenge! Above is a well hidden can of soup. If you can find it, you shall recieve the prestigeious "I found the Soup Award". Amaze your family and friends by showing them you aren't the moron they thought you were! How is a ghost child taught to count to ten? One, BOO, three, four, five, six, seven, HATE, nine, FRIGHTEN!! Why shouldn't you make fun of overwieght people? Because it's not nice to make fun at other peoples expanse! What is black and yellow and goes zzub, zzub? A bee going backwards!! What do you call Eskimo cows? Eskimoos!!! What is purple and 5,000 miles long? The GRAPE Wall of China!! What food is good for the brain? Noode Soup!!! How do you avoid ticks on year pets? Don't let them wear a watch!! Always feel free to mail me more funny jokes. And don't forget to take the Soup Challenge! Above is a well hidden can of soup. If you can find it, you shall recieve the prestigeious "I found the Soup Award". Amaze your family and friends by showing them you aren't the moron they thought you were! How is a ghost child taught to count to ten? One, BOO, three, four, five, six, seven, HATE, nine, FRIGHTEN!! Why shouldn't you make fun of overwieght people? Because it's not nice to make fun at other peoples expanse! What is black and yellow and goes zzub, zzub? A bee going backwards!! What do you call Eskimo cows? Eskimoos!!! What is purple and 5,000 miles long? The GRAPE Wall of China!! What food is good for the brain? Noode Soup!!! How do you avoid ticks on year pets? Don't let them wear a watch!! Always feel free to mail me more funny jokes. And don't forget to take the Soup Challenge! Above is a well hidden can of soup. If you can find it, you shall recieve the prestigeious "I found the Soup Award". Amaze your family and friends by showing them you aren't the moron they thought you were! How is a ghost child taught to count to ten? One, BOO, three, four, five, six, seven, HATE, nine, FRIGHTEN!! Why shouldn't you make fun of overwieght people? Because it's not nice to make fun at other peoples expanse! What is black and yellow and goes zzub, zzub? A bee going backwards!! What do you call Eskimo cows? Eskimoos!!! What is purple and 5,000 miles long? The GRAPE Wall of China!! What food is good for the brain? Noode Soup!!! How do you avoid ticks on year pets? Don't let them wear a watch!! Always feel free to mail me more funny jokes. And don't forget to take the Soup Challenge! Above is a well hidden can of soup. If you can find it, you shall recieve the prestigeious "I found the Soup Award". Amaze your family and friends by showing them you aren't the moron they thought you were! How is a ghost child taught to count to ten? One, BOO, three, four, five, six, seven, HATE, nine, FRIGHTEN!! Why shouldn't you make fun of overwieght people? Because it's not nice to make fun at other peoples expanse! What is black and yellow and goes zzub, zzub? A bee going backwards!! What do you call Eskimo cows? Eskimoos!!! What is purple and 5,000 miles long? The GRAPE Wall of China!! What food is good for the brain? Noode Soup!!! How do you avoid ticks on year pets? Don't let them wear a watch!! Always feel free to mail me more funny jokes. And don't forget to take the Soup Challenge! Above is a well hidden can of soup. If you can find it, you shall recieve the prestigeious "I found the Soup Award". Amaze your family and friends by showing them you aren't the moron they thought you were! How is a ghost child taught to count to ten? One, BOO, three, four, five, six, seven, HATE, nine, FRIGHTEN!! Why shouldn't you make fun of overwieght people? Because it's not nice to make fun at other peoples expanse! What is black and yellow and goes zzub, zzub? A bee going backwards!! What do you call Eskimo cows? Eskimoos!!! What is purple and 5,000 miles long? The GRAPE Wall of China!! What food is good for the brain? Noode Soup!!! How do you avoid ticks on year pets? Don't let them wear a watch!! Always feel free to mail me more funny jokes. And don't forget to take the Soup Challenge! Above is a well hidden can of soup. If you can find it, you shall recieve the prestigeious "I found the Soup Award". Amaze your family and friends by showing them you aren't the moron they thought you were! How is a ghost child taught to count to ten? One, BOO, three, four, five, six, seven, HATE, nine, FRIGHTEN!! Why shouldn't you make fun of overwieght people? Because it's not nice to make fun at other peoples expanse! What is black and yellow and goes zzub, zzub? A bee going backwards!! What do you call Eskimo cows? Eskimoos!!! What is purple and 5,000 miles long? The GRAPE Wall of China!! What food is good for the brain? Noode Soup!!! How do you avoid ticks on year pets? Don't let them wear a watch!! Always feel free to mail me more funny jokes. And don't forget to take the Soup Challenge! Above is a well hidden can of soup. If you can find it, you shall recieve the prestigeious "I found the Soup Award". Amaze your family and friends by showing them you aren't the moron they thought you were! How is a ghost child taught to count to ten? One, BOO, three, four, five, six, seven, HATE, nine, FRIGHTEN!! Why shouldn't you make fun of overwieght people? Because it's not nice to make fun at other peoples expanse! What is black and yellow and goes zzub, zzub? A bee going backwards!! What do you call Eskimo cows? Eskimoos!!! What is purple and 5,000 miles long? The GRAPE Wall of China!! What food is good for the brain? Noode Soup!!! How do you avoid ticks on year pets? Don't let them wear a watch!! Always feel free to mail me more funny jokes. And don't forget to take the Soup Challenge! Above is a well hidden can of soup. If you can find it, you shall recieve the prestigeious "I found the Soup Award". Amaze your family and friends by showing them you aren't the moron they thought you were! How is a ghost child taught to count to ten? One, BOO, three, four, five, six, seven, HATE, nine, FRIGHTEN!! Why shouldn't you make fun of overwieght people? Because it's not nice to make fun at other peoples expanse! What is black and yellow and goes zzub, zzub? A bee going backwards!! What do you call Eskimo cows? Eskimoos!!! What is purple and 5,000 miles long? The GRAPE Wall of China!! What food is good for the brain? Noode Soup!!! How do you avoid ticks on year pets? Don't let them wear a watch!! Always feel free to mail me more funny jokes. And don't forget to take the Soup Challenge! Above is a well hidden can of soup. If you can find it, you shall recieve the prestigeious "I found the Soup Award". Amaze your family and friends by showing them you aren't the moron they thought you were! How is a ghost child taught to count to ten? One, BOO, three, four, five, six, seven, HATE, nine, FRIGHTEN!! Why shouldn't you make fun of overwieght people? Because it's not nice to make fun at other peoples expanse! What is black and yellow and goes zzub, zzub? A bee going backwards!! What do you call Eskimo cows? Eskimoos!!! What is purple and 5,000 miles long? The GRAPE Wall of China!! What food is good for the brain? Noode Soup!!! How do you avoid ticks on year pets? Don't let them wear a watch!! Always feel free to mail me more funny jokes. And don't forget to take the Soup Challenge! Above is a well hidden can of soup. If you can find it, you shall recieve the prestigeious "I found the Soup Award". Amaze your family and friends by showing them you aren't the moron they thought you were! How is a ghost child taught to count to ten? One, BOO, three, four, five, six, seven, HATE, nine, FRIGHTEN!! Why shouldn't you make fun of overwieght people? Because it's not nice to make fun at other peoples expanse! What is black and yellow and goes zzub, zzub? A bee going backwards!! What do you call Eskimo cows? Eskimoos!!! What is purple and 5,000 miles long? The GRAPE Wall of China!! What food is good for the brain? Noode Soup!!! How do you avoid ticks on year pets? Don't let them wear a watch!! Always feel free to mail me more funny jokes. And don't forget to take the Soup Challenge! Above is a well hidden can of soup. If you can find it, you shall recieve the prestigeious "I found the Soup Award". Amaze your family and friends by showing them you aren't the moron they thought you were! How is a ghost child taught to count to ten? One, BOO, three, four, five, six, seven, HATE, nine, FRIGHTEN!! Why shouldn't you make fun of overwieght people? Because it's not nice to make fun at other peoples expanse! What is black and yellow and goes zzub, zzub? A bee going backwards!! What do you call Eskimo cows? Eskimoos!!! What is purple and 5,000 miles long? The GRAPE Wall of China!! What food is good for the brain? Noode Soup!!! How do you avoid ticks on year pets? Don't let them wear a watch!! Always feel free to mail me more funny jokes. And don't forget to take the Soup Challenge! Above is a well hidden can of soup. If you can find it, you shall recieve the prestigeious "I found the Soup Award". Amaze your family and friends by showing them you aren't the moron they thought you were! How is a ghost child taught to count to ten? One, BOO, three, four, five, six, seven, HATE, nine, FRIGHTEN!! Why shouldn't you make fun of overwieght people? Because it's not nice to make fun at other peoples expanse! What is black and yellow and goes zzub, zzub? A bee going backwards!! What do you call Eskimo cows? Eskimoos!!! What is purple and 5,000 miles long? The GRAPE Wall of China!! What food is good for the brain? Noode Soup!!! How do you avoid ticks on year pets? Don't let them wear a watch!! Always feel free to mail me more funny jokes. And don't forget to take the Soup Challenge! Above is a well hidden can of soup. If you can find it, you shall recieve the prestigeious "I found the Soup Award". Amaze your family and friends by showing them you aren't the moron they thought you were! How is a ghost child taught to count to ten? One, BOO, three, four, five, six, seven, HATE, nine, FRIGHTEN!! Why shouldn't you make fun of overwieght people? Because it's not nice to make fun at other peoples expanse! What is black and yellow and goes zzub, zzub? A bee going backwards!! What do you call Eskimo cows? Eskimoos!!! What is purple and 5,000 miles long? The GRAPE Wall of China!! What food is good for the brain? Noode Soup!!! How do you avoid ticks on year pets? Don't let them wear a watch!! Always feel free to mail me more funny jokes. And don't forget to take the Soup Challenge! Above is a well hidden can of soup. If you can find it, you shall recieve the prestigeious "I found the Soup Award". Amaze your family and friends by showing them you aren't the moron they thought you were! How is a ghost child taught to count to ten? One, BOO, three, four, five, six, seven, HATE, nine, FRIGHTEN!! Why shouldn't you make fun of overwieght people? Because it's not nice to make fun at other peoples expanse! What is black and yellow and goes zzub, zzub? A bee going backwards!! What do you call Eskimo cows? Eskimoos!!! What is purple and 5,000 miles long? The GRAPE Wall of China!! What food is good for the brain? Noode Soup!!! How do you avoid ticks on year pets? Don't let them wear a watch!! Always feel free to mail me more funny jokes. And don't forget to take the Soup Challenge! Above is a well hidden can of soup. If you can find it, you shall recieve the prestigeious "I found the Soup Award". Amaze your family and friends by showing them you aren't the moron they thought you were! How is a ghost child taught to count to ten? One, BOO, three, four, five, six, seven, HATE, nine, FRIGHTEN!! Why shouldn't you make fun of overwieght people? Because it's not nice to make fun at other peoples expanse! What is black and yellow and goes zzub, zzub? A bee going backwards!! What do you call Eskimo cows? Eskimoos!!! What is purple and 5,000 miles long? The GRAPE Wall of China!! What food is good for the brain? Noode Soup!!! How do you avoid ticks on year pets? Don't let them wear a watch!! Always feel free to mail me more funny jokes. And don't forget to take the Soup Challenge! Above is a well hidden can of soup. If you can find it, you shall recieve the prestigeious "I found the Soup Award". Amaze your family and friends by showing them you aren't the moron they thought you were! How is a ghost child taught to count to ten? One, BOO, three, four, five, six, seven, HATE, nine, FRIGHTEN!! Why shouldn't you make fun of overwieght people? Because it's not nice to make fun at other peoples expanse! What is black and yellow and goes zzub, zzub? A bee going backwards!! What do you call Eskimo cows? Eskimoos!!! What is purple and 5,000 miles long? The GRAPE Wall of China!! What food is good for the brain? Noode Soup!!! How do you avoid ticks on year pets? Don't let them wear a watch!! Always feel free to mail me more funny jokes. And don't forget to take the Soup Challenge! Above is a well hidden can of soup. If you can find it, you shall recieve the prestigeious "I found the Soup Award". Amaze your family and friends by showing them you aren't the moron they thought you were! How is a ghost child taught to count to ten? One, BOO, three, four, five, six, seven, HATE, nine, FRIGHTEN!! Why shouldn't you make fun of overwieght people? Because it's not nice to make fun at other peoples expanse! What is black and yellow and goes zzub, zzub? A bee going backwards!! What do you call Eskimo cows? Eskimoos!!! What is purple and 5,000 miles long? The GRAPE Wall of China!! What food is good for the brain? Noode Soup!!! How do you avoid ticks on year pets? Don't let them wear a watch!! Always feel free to mail me more funny jokes. And don't forget to take the Soup Challenge! Above is a well hidden can of soup. If you can find it, you shall recieve the prestigeious "I found the Soup Award". Amaze your family and friends by showing them you aren't the moron they thought you were! How is a ghost child taught to count to ten? One, BOO, three, four, five, six, seven, HATE, nine, FRIGHTEN!! Why shouldn't you make fun of overwieght people? Because it's not nice to make fun at other peoples expanse! What is black and yellow and goes zzub, zzub? A bee going backwards!! What do you call Eskimo cows? Eskimoos!!! What is purple and 5,000 miles long? The GRAPE Wall of China!! What food is good for the brain? Noode Soup!!! How do you avoid ticks on year pets? Don't let them wear a watch!! Always feel free to mail me more funny jokes. And don't forget to take the Soup Challenge! Above is a well hidden can of soup. If you can find it, you shall recieve the prestigeious "I found the Soup Award". Amaze your family and friends by showing them you aren't the moron they thought you were! How is a ghost child taught to count to ten? One, BOO, three, four, five, six, seven, HATE, nine, FRIGHTEN!! Why shouldn't you make fun of overwieght people? Because it's not nice to make fun at other peoples expanse! What is black and yellow and goes zzub, zzub? A bee going backwards!! What do you call Eskimo cows? Eskimoos!!! What is purple and 5,000 miles long? The GRAPE Wall of China!! What food is good for the brain? Noode Soup!!! How do you avoid ticks on year pets? Don't let them wear a watch!! Always feel free to mail me more funny jokes. And don't forget to take the Soup Challenge! Above is a well hidden can of soup. If you can find it, you shall recieve the prestigeious "I found the Soup Award". Amaze your family and friends by showing them you aren't the moron they thought you were! How is a ghost child taught to count to ten? One, BOO, three, four, five, six, seven, HATE, nine, FRIGHTEN!! Why shouldn't you make fun of overwieght people? Because it's not nice to make fun at other peoples expanse! What is black and yellow and goes zzub, zzub? A bee going backwards!! What do you call Eskimo cows? Eskimoos!!! What is purple and 5,000 miles long? The GRAPE Wall of China!! What food is good for the brain? Noode Soup!!! How do you avoid ticks on year pets? Don't let them wear a watch!! Always feel free to mail me more funny jokes. And don't forget to take the Soup Challenge! Above is a well hidden can of soup. If you can find it, you shall recieve the prestigeious "I found the Soup Award". Amaze your family and friends by showing them you aren't the moron they thought you were! How is a ghost child taught to count to ten? One, BOO, three, four, five, six, seven, HATE, nine, FRIGHTEN!! Why shouldn't you make fun of overwieght people? Because it's not nice to make fun at other peoples expanse! What is black and yellow and goes zzub, zzub? A bee going backwards!! What do you call Eskimo cows? Eskimoos!!! What is purple and 5,000 miles long? The GRAPE Wall of China!! What food is good for the brain? Noode Soup!!! How do you avoid ticks on year pets? Don't let them wear a watch!! Always feel free to mail me more funny jokes. And don't forget to take the Soup Challenge! Above is a well hidden can of soup. If you can find it, you shall recieve the prestigeious "I found the Soup Award". Amaze your family and friends by showing them you aren't the moron they thought you were! How is a ghost child taught to count to ten? One, BOO, three, four, five, six, seven, HATE, nine, FRIGHTEN!! Why shouldn't you make fun of overwieght people? Because it's not nice to make fun at other peoples expanse! What is black and yellow and goes zzub, zzub? A bee going backwards!! What do you call Eskimo cows? Eskimoos!!! What is purple and 5,000 miles long? The GRAPE Wall of China!! What food is good for the brain? Noode Soup!!! How do you avoid ticks on year pets? Don't let them wear a watch!! Always feel free to mail me more funny jokes. And don't forget to take the Soup Challenge! Above is a well hidden can of soup. If you can find it, you shall recieve the prestigeious "I found the Soup Award". Amaze your family and friends by showing them you aren't the moron they thought you were! How is a ghost child taught to count to ten? One, BOO, three, four, five, six, seven, HATE, nine, FRIGHTEN!! Why shouldn't you make fun of overwieght people? Because it's not nice to make fun at other peoples expanse! What is black and yellow and goes zzub, zzub? A bee going backwards!! What do you call Eskimo cows? Eskimoos!!! What is purple and 5,000 miles long? The GRAPE Wall of China!! What food is good for the brain? Noode Soup!!! How do you avoid ticks on year pets? Don't let them wear a watch!! Always feel free to mail me more funny jokes. And don't forget to take the Soup Challenge! Above is a well hidden can of soup. If you can find it, you shall recieve the prestigeious "I found the Soup Award". Amaze your family and friends by showing them you aren't the moron they thought you were!
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